As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

neosage:

hamsterloki:

zohbugg:

Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

Making toast:

Getting things off high shelves:

Making coffee:

Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

I don’t know how I survived life without it.

 

Bless this post, and the amazing person who created it.